How does this make sense?

You stab yourself in the eye, but instead of dying, you turned into Chuck Norris... WHAT THE HECK? Then, the REAL Chuck Norris comes and Round-House Kicks you. It doesn't do anything. You do it yourself and he get's flung to the edge of the universe. Then a Pear comes and says: "Lolwut?" Then, you die for some strange bizarre unexplainable reason.